stolen from imaxed5770

Abraham Lincoln: Shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks.

Angry Pirate: When one is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, shoots semen in one of the female's eyes, kicking one of her legs, and running away. The result is an angry girl who cannot see out of one eye (the eyepatch) and has trouble walking on one of her legs (the pegleg).

Bismark: Leaping from any distance with the express intent of ending in insertion.

Bucking Bronco, The: While engaged in anal sex with a female partner, the male suddenly grabs and firmly squeezes the Hell out of her tits while screaming another woman's name. Then he tries to hold his mount while the female bucks wildly.

Davy Crockett: The act of wearing a chick's beaver as a hat, thereby allowing one to look like Davy Crockett.

Donkey Punch Balcony Throw: While doing your partner from behind on a balcony, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm. Then reaching under them and raising their body so they fly over the railing and fall to their death.

Double Master Blaster: Reaching orgasm from fellatio while smoking a crackpipe.

Double Punch Slap Punch: Giving female partner swift punch to the jaw forcing the mouth to open then as swiftly punching in the back of the neck to temporarily paralyze the partner while forcing penis down the throat then slapping to withdraw from paralasys and ejacualating in the throat causing her to gag, if so a swift and painful punch to the nose and a Hot Lunch

Flaming Rudolph: When a chick sucks you off, you blow one on her grille, punch her in the nose, flip her around backwards, throw a pair of fake antlers on her head, light her hair on fire, and throw a rough one in her ass. (this is the holy grail of all sex acts. as far as research indicates, man has only gotten as far as to have the fake antlers in hand. however, that does not mean that it can't be accomplished.) [SigEp: The Ohio State University]

Houdini: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Philly Fake-Out)

Houdini Reversal: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, ejaculating on your partner's back to seem like you spit, then spitting in their face when they turn around. (also known as Reverse Philly Fake-Out)

Houdini Supreme: Act of having sex doggy-style, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The first partner appears outside the window and waves.

Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the Tony Danza pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking" or F.C.B (Facial cock beating) in some parts of the south west United States.